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Thread: 528-pound woman gives birth to firstborn, "gift of love" from 154-lb husband

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    maggie has never watched fat porn

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    Correct, sir.


    Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children. ~Khalil Gibran


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    a very wise choice maggie... one time is enough for me

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    There is a difference between a man fucking a fat woman and a man fucking a woman the size of a goddamned whale.

    It assume that he would require a tool in the 10" category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gene$tarwind View Post
    There is a difference between a man fucking a fat woman and a man fucking a woman the size of a goddamned whale.

    It assume that he would require a tool in the 10" category.
    you mean a 10 FOOT pole.

    i STILL wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. lol

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    many better looking women that you could touch with a 10ft pole in your pants

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    That's hot, wonder if she wants another

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    nice job zomboing a 3-month-old thread -_-;

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    I only come around once every 3 months, so I guess you're gonna have to live with it... not like this place is hoppin with posts anyways, so what's the big deal?



    e- btw I heard that necroing a thread with a "bump" provides enough rage to be an alternative energy source to fossil fuels. So as a concerned environmentalist I am going to necro EVERY thread that I find entertaining, enlightening or interesting
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    I am less worried about her eating the 6.4lb baby than if she might accidentally crush the poor thing. Not to hard to imagine. I have a large (not even close to 500+ pounds sister in-law) and she accidentally crushed their puppy to death.

    EDIT: damn you AK... sucking me into a dead thread. Wouldn't have realized it but I saw the Genestarwind with the big red line through the name.
    Last edited by DeShock; 06-04-2010 at 04:49 PM.

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    lol I'm sorry I'm sorry! Just doing my part to keep a little action around here, damn!

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    Hehe. Don't worry. I'll get my revenge.

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    at least he didn't post goatse.

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    balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by maggie View Post
    jon isn't 154 pounds anymore
    come on... out with it. what part of jon did you eat? spit / poop it out and let the doctors address this properly.

    as for babies being smothered by fat women. this is a really common thing over here amongst the 'larger' pacific island female population. a few years ago there was a case where the father left the woman. headlines along the lines of 'you fat bitch, you've killed another one!' (they may have -bleeped- out the 'b' word). it was at least the second (as the 'another one' bit would suggest), but i suspect this might have been bubby number three or four. christ-on-a-stick...

    it is genuinely sad on so many levels, and even i don't find it as amusing as i perhaps could/would/should?
    maggie: i love you anders
    maggie: you sodding cunt
    maggie: you can never completely escape your douchebag nature
    anders: nup
    anders:
    maggie: lol
    anders: don't want to either.
    maggie: i have the same problem.

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